Release Day!!!
Today my book is finally being unleashed upon the public—unleashed like a wild tiger, hooray!!!
In order to celebrate this momentous book occasion, my publishers have stationed agents in homes across the United States on October 31st and authorized them, for one night only, to give out official Penguins of Doom celebratory candies to any child who delivers the secret Penguins of Doom password phrase, “TRICK OR TREAT”.
We’re expecting millions of kids to participate and collect billions of dollars worth of chocolate bars, hard candies, and candy corn, all in celebration of me and my book. Costumes are encouraged, and you might even be able to purchase a pumpkin and carve it into a Quinn o’ Lantern to resemble my triplet brother’s head. Have fun and remember the penguins!!!